Beards
Unlocked upon defeating T4 (UUG, The Unmentionable) and consuming ‘UUG’s Armpit Hair’, Beards of Power provide passive gains after your energy/magic have reached their cap.
Beard Levels
Each beard has two types of levels: temporary and permanent
- Beards passively gain temporary levels after Energy/Magic has reached its cap
- Beard speed is proportional to
for the utilized resource
- Beard speed is proportional to
- When you rebirth, active beards convert a portion of their temporary levels to permanent levels, based on how long the rebirth was
- Permanent levels gained:
- The time factor starts at 0, then increases by ⅓ every hour until reaching a maximum of 8 at 24 hours.
- The Five O’Clock Shadow perk speeds up the time factor, reducing the total time to reach the maximum time factor by 1 hour per level
- Permanent levels gained:
- Temporary and permanent beard levels stack multiplicatively with each other
- Temporary levels are reset on rebirth, permanent levels persist through rebirths
There are 7 beards:
- Energy Beards:
- Neckbeard (2) - Grants Drop Chance
- Beard Cage (4) - Grants NGU speed
- BEARd (6) - Grants Adventure stats
- Magic Beards:
- Fu Manchu (1) - Grants Attack/Defense
- Reverse Hitler (3) - Grants Number
- LadyBeard (5) - Grants Wandoos speed
- Golden (7) - Grants Gold Production (Time Machine)
Beard Slots: You can only have as may active beards as you have beard slots
Unlocking Beards will provide one slot by default, up to 7 total slots can be obtained:
- 1 slot is given as a reward for completing Troll Challenge 4
- 1 slot can be bought with EXP under the Misc section for 50k EXP
- 4 slots can be bought from the Sellout Shop for AP (1st is 110k AP, after 225k AP)
Beard Speed Formula: 
- Running multiple beards of the same resource type provides a small penalty to speed
- Maxing out the Beardverse set reduces the penalty by 10%
Beards
| Beard | Speed Divider | Temp Bonus | Perm Bonus |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fu Manchu | 10m (1e7) | 5% | 1% |
| Neckbeard | 30m (3e7) | 0.05% L^0.3 x 125.9 x 0.05% | 0.05% L^0.33 x 102.4 x 0.05% |
| Reverse Hitler | 30m (3e7) | 1% L^0.5 x 31.7 x 1% | 0.1% L^0.5 x 31.7 x 0.1% |
| Beard Cage | 100m (1e8) | 0.01% L^0.3 x 125.0 x 0.01% | 0.02% L^0.3 x 125.9 x 0.02% |
| LadyBeard | 100m (1e8) | 0.1% L^0.5 x 31.7 x 0.1% | 0.2% L^0.5 x 31.7 x 0.2% |
| BEARd | 300m (3e8) | 0.1% L^0.3 x 125.9 x 0.1% | 0.05% L^0.5 x 31.7 x 0.05% |
| Golden Beard | 300m (3e8) | 0.2% L^0.5 x 31.7 x 0.2% | 0.5% L^0.5 x 31.7 x 0.5% |
Aside from Fu Manchu, all other beards reach a softcap at 1000 levels for both temp/perm
- For each box, the top number is the pre-softcap bonus per level for all levels up to 1000
- Then the bottom number is the post-softcap bonus per level after Level 1000